Tom Brady NOT Suspended

So my radio alarm turns on at 6 am and I hear Opie and Anthony saying that Tom Brady was supspended from the undefeated Patriots for 4 weeks. I jumped out of bed to turn on my computer and pick up his backup on my fantasy team. It needs all the help it can get. Unfortunately I slept through the first hour of the show where O&A said they were making it all up. I soon figured it out since I have espn sports on the radio in the bathroom and Mike&Mike didn't mention it at all. I'm such a rube